Freddy the British Shorthair 

Should answer to Freddy, but doesn’t. 4yrs old, slightly big boned, Meows 24/7 Loves any countertop Prefers to eat off unattended plates Enjoys to “accidentally” knock things over Doesn’t do tricks or anything of interest But, we do love him. 

Comes in a cute 'Missing' Milk Carton gift box