You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance?

Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes.

Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss.

Quotes include:

• Desperate Hearts Dating Service
• Dimoxifilopfanidol
• Hank's Magic Mushroom Farm
• Lucky Streak Nudist Casino
• Mime Time
• Emergency Holistic Medical Services
• In-N-Out Proctology
• Stuffed With Love Taxidermy

When you say 'Borrow My Pen?' you'll ALWAYS make an impression.